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Posted: 08 Apr 2006 09:25 pm
by -Ducky-
seeing poor ernie all bloody and icky, and full of holes, a cute little duckie came along and took Ernie under his wing.

Posted: 08 Apr 2006 09:42 pm
by daisybell
But Ernie had a huge fear of ducks and kicked the poor duckie away before running off screaming.

Posted: 08 Apr 2006 09:56 pm
by -Ducky-
Bert, ernies bestest bestest friend, loves duckies stopped by ernies house later that day and convinced Ernie that they were cute and harmless.

Posted: 08 Apr 2006 10:03 pm
by VanillaCoke
Unfortunately while Ernie was messing with magic, again, an accidental spell was cast that messily exploded every duck in existence.

Posted: 08 Apr 2006 10:45 pm
by Hawk
He looked around and thought, "Mmmmm... chunks of roast duck!" and started eating.

Posted: 08 Apr 2006 10:46 pm
by Spivsy
it was at that point, after destroying every duck in the world, getting fondled by a bird, falling off a cliff, eating bird flu ridden meat, getting shot by a cactus and getting violated by some mad guy, he said to himself "I am one unlucky bastard."

Posted: 08 Apr 2006 10:54 pm
by -Ducky-
unknown to everyone else, the ducks were magical and could magically regenerate; thus, the duckies all still survived. they then started to take revenge upon all those whom were evil towards them and started killing them.

Posted: 08 Apr 2006 10:55 pm
by VanillaCoke
Meanwhile; Ernie's luck seem to be changing as, looking out of his window, he saw a beautiful girl of similar age to himself and, confident in his looks and charm, he strolled over.

Posted: 08 Apr 2006 10:59 pm
by -Ducky-
"hey there Elmo", said Ernie.

Posted: 08 Apr 2006 11:07 pm
by VanillaCoke
The girl clasped her pretty red hair and ran in tears.

Posted: 09 Apr 2006 02:24 am
by anzuronamin
"Don't be like that, baby!" He shouted after her, chasing her down.

Posted: 09 Apr 2006 02:46 pm
by Mac
Unfortunately he tripped on a squid, but after he got back on his feet he saw an amazing thing...

Posted: 09 Apr 2006 02:50 pm
by Garrett
A squashed squid! Ernie was poking the dead and squashed carcass when suddenly...

Posted: 09 Apr 2006 03:05 pm
by -Ducky-
He heard a certain sound, and he knew immediatly what it was. it was the sound of SUPER GROVER!

Posted: 09 Apr 2006 03:35 pm
by Spivsy
super grover kicked ernies ass, while spivsy suffered a bout of memory shock.