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He cried.

Then, a dog came and started chasing him while calling him a crybaby.

He cried some more and summoned his bull dog named Skippy, who promptly ate the other dog.

The bull dog then started dancing to disco music after eating the other dog, as if it was possessed. Oh, and its eyes were swirly.

The bulldog flicked over the radio to a different channel and put it's hand over it's heart while singing 'Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round!' as he was a fan of Queen.

Suddenly, he seemed to burp and Queen popped out of his mouth- he had been possesed.

"Would you like to have some tea and scones and play croquet on the lawn?" asked Queen.

He shook his head, because he knew scones brought in the discussion of shapes, and he failed pre-school.

"Why the hell would the entirity of Queen say, in unison, 'Would you like to have some tea and scones and play croquet on the lawn?'?" Jesus said, as he flew past.

Queen, all together, replied in haughty London accents, "Because that's what British people do."

He shook his head regretfully and bashed Queen over the head with a croquet mallet.

Because croquet is so delightfully english, what.

"'Tis not," Queen replied.

Bored of the wierd stereotyping fight, Ernie moved on. He walked along the footpath, when an old lady wound down the window of her Mercedes and asked "Would you like some candy?"

Realizing that she was probably a creepy old child abductress, he thought about it for a moment and then got into the car.