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Posted: 21 Apr 2006 11:36 am
by Spivsy
But the delicious candy was GODZILLA!
Posted: 21 Apr 2006 12:02 pm
by Garrett
For a moment he was scared, until he realised the car had white interior leather. "Dannnnnng!" he said, then Godzilla bit him.
Posted: 21 Apr 2006 03:44 pm
by anzuronamin
Godzilla laughed at him after that. He even pointed and laughed.
Posted: 21 Apr 2006 04:19 pm
by Spivsy
And then for no reason whatsoever, optimus prime came.
Posted: 25 Apr 2006 10:58 am
by Garrett
Optimus Prime was extremely random and tooted loudly at Godzilla, making him cry. Using this as his chance, Ernie ran out of the car and into 7/11.
Posted: 25 Apr 2006 02:41 pm
by Kidnemo
In 7-Eleven he met a dirty emo boy called Ollie.
Posted: 25 Apr 2006 07:41 pm
by Spivsy
The dirty, filthy, emo boy burst into tears and turned on a hawthorne heights album to calm his nerves.
Posted: 25 Apr 2006 09:32 pm
by Hawk
The emo boy's radio didn't work, so he slit his wrists.
Posted: 25 Apr 2006 09:42 pm
by Spivsy
And wrote crap poetry with the blood.
Posted: 25 Apr 2006 11:29 pm
by Illuen
As he was writing poetry about his love for a certian American gay boy, Optimus Prime stopped him and said...
Posted: 25 Apr 2006 11:33 pm
by Anza
"Excuse me, but the person you are writing about... IS MINE!"
Posted: 26 Apr 2006 07:32 am
by Garrett
The emo boy took huge offence to this and slit his thighs instead, writing random phrases in blood like "I live to die" and "My life is a deep black hole of nothing" and "Stab my heart because I love you" everywhere.
Posted: 26 Apr 2006 05:54 pm
by Illuen
Optimus Prime, saddened by the little emo boy, cloned the cute american boy, and gave Ollie the original.
Posted: 26 Apr 2006 06:02 pm
by Dead Webby
The little emo boy then got even more depressed- he wanted one too!
Posted: 26 Apr 2006 06:20 pm
by Illuen
But optimus prime stepped in and said "psst... Ollie is the emo boy".