Ok ok, here is moreplz... I took RD's tip and went through old NT issues. Also, I understand what you meant, RD, when you said the stories were completely unrelated...
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The Korbats screeched as it hit the rod. Fluffy let it go just in the nick of time, dodging over to Al. Al was wearing a rubber raincoat, and Fluffy had confined himself inside his rubber hat. The Korbats weren't so lucky.
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"Things we'd prefer NOT to see in the Neopian Times:
* Technology such as electronics, cars, computers, and cellphones."
"Simba... believe in yourself..."
"Don't mess with me cuz I'M A GODDAMN UNICORN!"
The lupe screamed as he gouged his eyes out with his own tusks.
I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes.
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unprotected sex with
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Not even Neopia was spared during the recession.
Shoyru used Hyperbeam! Enemy Shadow fainted.
Cool pic, fascinatingly unrelated story:
The sun rose, warming Tarquinta's tender body as if the events of the past nights had been erased from the memories of the earth. The Shoyru looked around only to flop back down on the grass. Her cloak was soaked by the "dew" and Tarquinta instantly knew she had to get up and fly away.
BAZOOKAS. On neopets. gg Pam Anderson