Introducing: Subetocolours!

[dandelions]

We plan to introduce a quota system- like having a credit card which charges you or drops you for failing to let interest build up, if you don't click the banner ads enough you will be charged directly or banned.

[TCD]

Damn, I've been foiled!

[dandelions]

We plan ahead! We expected significant opposition so have thought up responses for all eventualities.

(still to come: responses to "what happens if my signature disappears, do I still have to pay?" and "would you consider filtering swearwords if I pay enough?")

[Keith]

I fully support all of these changes

[dandelions]

I should probably point out here that we do not plan to pay you simply for owning the site which will provide our incomes.

[oogabooga]

I'm late to the party! But I must voice my support of this change. Anything Jazzy (sorry, I mean Jozzy) does is by definition brilliant. I will certainly be signing up for Subeta immediately.

Also, my name is now oogoboogo. Hooroy!

[Huggles]

Word.

We're still working on how much you'll have to pay us for being our dictator.

[Keith]

Oh, well, in that case. I don't support this at all

I'd like all of my copyrighted images removed from the site this instant.

$4,000 PER VIOLATION, PL0X.

[Iggy]

Do we veterans have a discount card, or something?

[Huggles]

Hah. That's funny. I suppose it sucks to be you. Subetocolours isn't subject to U.S. copyright laws. We're outside of their jurisdiction. Besides, you've already accepted the title and our lawyerbot says we're free to dictate the terms.

Vet discounts? Yeah sure. How about 25% off on all slightly stupid posts due to failing mental health?

[Keith]

Well, if I'm outside of your jurisdiction, then I'm outside of your lawyerbots jurisdiction.

So there.

[EofS]

We plan ahead! We expected significant opposition so have thought up responses for all eventualities.

1) If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

2) What happens if I create a serious of accounts (one for each of my family members) and always visit the site from libraries and internet cafés? I'd like to see you fine me then.

3) At the first stop of the day, three people get onto a bus. Next stop four get on, one gets off. At the next stop, half get off, then another 7 get on. Suddenly one hits the stop button and gets off.

At the following stop, one person and his friend gets off, eight more board. Next stop, half the people get off and one-and-a-half times the number who got off, get on. A few minutes later, one person gets travelsick and gets off.

At the next stop a third (rounding down) get off and seven get on. Three more get on, which scares one person so much that they get off.

The next stop is outside a school and 18 kids get on, which scares three people into getting off.

Fifteen minutes later they're nearing the end of the line and at the penultimate stop six get off and a final three get on, too lazy to walk 100m down the road.

At the final stop, all the people remaining get off.

What colour was the driver's hair?

[dandelions]

No. I'd be flattered.
You'd be banned for sockpuppetry.
Purple. Thyassa was driving.

[Iggy]

Vet discounts? Yeah sure. How about 25% off on all slightly stupid posts due to failing mental health?

You've got a deal.

[Huggles]

Lawyerbot says: Resistance Is Futile, and not tax exempt.